1. The people that get this will understand it.
           
         
  
          This should be sent only to those whose level of maturity  qualifies them to relate to  it...

1978: Long hair  
2008: Longing for hair  
   
1978: KEG  
2008: EKG

1978  : Acid rock  
2008: Acid reflux

1978: Moving to    California because it's  cool
2008: Moving to   Arizona because it's  warm


1978: Trying to  look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2008:  Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz  Taylor

1978: Seeds and  stems
2008: Roughage  

1978: Hoping for a  BMW
2008: Hoping for a BM


1978: Going to a  new, hip joint
2008: Receiving a new hip  joint


1978: Rolling  Stones
2008: Kidney  Stones  


1978: Screw the  system
2008: Upgrade the system  


1978: Disco  
2008: Costco  


1978: Parents  begging you to get your hair cut
2008:  Children begging you to get their heads  shaved

1978: Passing the  drivers' test
2008: Passing the vision  test


1978: Whatever  
2008: Depends  


2. Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will  certainly change things. Each year the staff at     Beloit College  in     Wisconsin puts together  a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the  mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this  year's list:

The people who are starting  college this fall across the nation were born in 1992.  

They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.  

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle  caps have always been screw off and  plastic.
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The CD was  introduced the year before they were  born.

They  have always had an answering machine.  

They  have always had cable.  

They  cannot fathom not having a remote  control.

Jay  Leno has always been on the Tonight  Show.

Popcorn  has always been cooked in the  microwave.

They  never took a swim and thought about  Jaws.

They  can't imagine what hard contact lenses  are.

They  don't know who Mork was or where he was  from.

They  never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for  a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane.."  

They do  not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R.  even is.

McDonald  's never came in Styrofoam  containers.

They  don't have a clue how to use a  typewriter.

Do you  feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on  your list. Notice the larger type, that's
for  those of you who have trouble reading..  
 

So  have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who  know about these things and are still alive and  kicking